The annoying competence of the Houston Texans

Not a shitty first draft so much as a shitty ethos

The thing about the 2025 Houston Texans is: They were never going to be a team that was hard to first-guess. If they failed, it was going to be very clear where they failed (offense) and what moves they made that were going to fail them (offensive coordinator, offensive line

Brian Callahan is gone, but the talent deficit remains

There are many NFL writers – I'll go with Albert Breer to name one, though he is hardly the only one – who led the story of Brian Callahan's firing with the idea of a dysfunctional organization. I actually don't think I agree, or at least

Nicked

We live in one of the most tedious moments of human history to have the curse of actually paying attention to things.

Is it still a panic button if you were always worried?

Nick Caley's offense is not off to a good start. The Texans were, frankly, lucky to crack 19 points on Monday night. They needed a huge Jaylin Noel punt return and a blocked punt to get the short fields to get there. I'm not panicked about